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December 14th, 2006

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December 12th, 2006

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December 5th, 2006

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November 9th, 2006

10:38 am: I just deleted 3.36 gig of pr0n.

November 7th, 2006

05:14 pm: This game is ace.
www.lost.eu/19fd

November 5th, 2006

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December 25th, 2005

04:21 pm: Merry crimbo you whores.

November 12th, 2005

02:57 pm: I said 'pwned' to my cat the other day. And almost said it in a tutorial when I let the greb know he was wrong.

October 13th, 2005

02:32 pm: I wish I had the internet in my bathroom, it would make pooping and showering so much more fun.

When Im rich, I will sort it out.

October 11th, 2005

08:52 am: This guy I had to do a presentation with on multicultural liberalism said that a St George cross is as racist as a swazzi. He's a nice guy but sometimes I want to shout 'nnnnnnnnnnn, spakka' at him.

August 13th, 2005

03:11 pm: Ok, seeing as Mike hasnt done it yet I will recount a few linguistic gems from last night.

Me (to Paul) 'How old are you?'
Mike 'Ginger...........(looks at watch........o'clock'

Earlier on in the barge, Paul, Mike, Chrissy A, Dave H, Patty and I were sat beig cool dudes, some how the conversation led Mike to blurt out 'a mouthfull of cunt soup'.

It was quite a fun night.

August 11th, 2005

07:54 pm: Crunk Test
Not bad considering I dont drink let alone have a pimp cup.

July 4th, 2005

09:28 pm: I say haha too much on msn. Perhaps I would be a loler if I didnt dislike lol and all those other internet things that I cant remember the colective name for.

June 26th, 2005

01:25 pm: There are two hacksaws at the bottom of my stairs. Every time I bound down the stairs I nearly stand on the hacksaws.

I wont move them. Maybe soon I will have a story to tell.

June 23rd, 2005

07:01 pm: Paul should listen to Greg MacPherson. I hope he will like him.

May 31st, 2005

01:14 pm: Im sat hear with a dead little dumbbell doing bicep curls to Fear My Thoughts. I will do 100 on each arm. That will be fun.

Went to a party last night, it was ok. A queer got smacked for stepping up. Not by me.
I told some kid to hold his beer up so I could throw a knife at it, he didnt so I said 'Its ok, I think I can get it from there' and went to throw the knife at him. He shat.
We tried to get girls to fight.
I had my collar up, I got called a chav. Some kid said 'At least he isnt wearing Burberry' in a gay public school farmer voice. I took my hat off to show him the lable and proove him wrong.

May 23rd, 2005

06:53 pm: you are no one
no one. 0 scene points. you don't go to shows, you
suck.


how many scene points do you have?
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What a surprise.

April 20th, 2005

08:48 am: I watched a thing on TV about fat people going to Mexico to a resort for fatties. This women gave talks to make them feel better about being fat. But they shouldnt feel good about it, they should want to lose weight.

Dont get me wrong, Im not boddy fascist, some bigger girls are hot, hell, Ive tapped some chubsters in my time. But these people were so fat it was obviouse that it was to the detrement of their quality of life and that they would have health problems later on. Smokers pay for the NHS and I think fatties should pay their way too.

The fat yank who was doing the talks was full of shite.

April 18th, 2005

01:22 pm: I am not well.
I dont like it.
Feel sorry for me.

April 10th, 2005

08:40 am: We watched the football factory the other night.
It wasnt as good as the book and the sounds during some of the fights were silly.
I like the message it gives off, if you dont indulge in football related violence you are a middle class snob.

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