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You are viewing the most recent 20 entries December 14th, 2006December 12th, 2006December 5th, 2006November 9th, 2006November 7th, 2006November 5th, 2006December 25th, 2005November 12th, 2005:
I said 'pwned' to my cat the other day. And almost said it in a tutorial when I let the greb know he was wrong. October 13th, 2005:
I wish I had the internet in my bathroom, it would make pooping and showering so much more fun. When Im rich, I will sort it out. October 11th, 2005:
This guy I had to do a presentation with on multicultural liberalism said that a St George cross is as racist as a swazzi. He's a nice guy but sometimes I want to shout 'nnnnnnnnnnn, spakka' at him. August 13th, 2005:
Ok, seeing as Mike hasnt done it yet I will recount a few linguistic gems from last night. Me (to Paul) 'How old are you?' Mike 'Ginger...........(looks at watch........o'clock' Earlier on in the barge, Paul, Mike, Chrissy A, Dave H, Patty and I were sat beig cool dudes, some how the conversation led Mike to blurt out 'a mouthfull of cunt soup'. It was quite a fun night. August 11th, 2005July 4th, 2005:
I say haha too much on msn. Perhaps I would be a loler if I didnt dislike lol and all those other internet things that I cant remember the colective name for. June 26th, 2005:
There are two hacksaws at the bottom of my stairs. Every time I bound down the stairs I nearly stand on the hacksaws. I wont move them. Maybe soon I will have a story to tell. June 23rd, 2005May 31st, 2005:
Im sat hear with a dead little dumbbell doing bicep curls to Fear My Thoughts. I will do 100 on each arm. That will be fun. Went to a party last night, it was ok. A queer got smacked for stepping up. Not by me. I told some kid to hold his beer up so I could throw a knife at it, he didnt so I said 'Its ok, I think I can get it from there' and went to throw the knife at him. He shat. We tried to get girls to fight. I had my collar up, I got called a chav. Some kid said 'At least he isnt wearing Burberry' in a gay public school farmer voice. I took my hat off to show him the lable and proove him wrong. May 23rd, 2005:
![]() no one. 0 scene points. you don't go to shows, you suck. how many scene points do you have? brought to you by Quizilla What a surprise. April 20th, 2005:
I watched a thing on TV about fat people going to Mexico to a resort for fatties. This women gave talks to make them feel better about being fat. But they shouldnt feel good about it, they should want to lose weight. Dont get me wrong, Im not boddy fascist, some bigger girls are hot, hell, Ive tapped some chubsters in my time. But these people were so fat it was obviouse that it was to the detrement of their quality of life and that they would have health problems later on. Smokers pay for the NHS and I think fatties should pay their way too. The fat yank who was doing the talks was full of shite. April 18th, 2005April 10th, 2005:
We watched the football factory the other night. It wasnt as good as the book and the sounds during some of the fights were silly. I like the message it gives off, if you dont indulge in football related violence you are a middle class snob. |
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